The man with no legs stood at the door
Put on his shoes and called his whore,
The woman didn’t get paid for sex
She had three boobs and two huge breasts;
She was blind and deaf with dark skin tone,
And when he called she heard her phone.
She told the man to drive to her place
So he walked to his car like it was a race.
The cop with no siren pulled the man over
Asked if he’d been drinking, because he looked sober;
The woman saw lights and heard the cop’s bell